THE coin that's 99.9% guaranteed to go to zero
Why buy the dip when you can just throw it in the trash?
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Join the revolution of memecoins that are absolutely, positively, undeniably worthless. We're not just another shitcoin-we're THE shitcoin.
Laughable Investment Opportunity
99.9% of memecoins fail. We're here to make it 100%
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Rubbishcoin: Because your portfolio needs a joke.
HOW TO BUY
Step 1 : Don't
Step 2 : Seriously, don't
Step 3 : Fine, CA to be released soon..
Tokenomics
Token distribution : 90sth% to early adopters, sth% to the devs ( for therapy )
roadmap :
Phase 1: Launch and pretend we're serious
Phase 2: Memes take over X/twitter
Phase 3: Someone calls us a scam, price pumps
Phase 4: Elon tweets "Rubbish" for no reason
Phase 5: Lambo or Mcdonald's application?
Rubbishcoin : Turning your money into memories
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